Keeping this entry short and sweet, I will just list a few of the events of the week that will hopefully end up with me pulling a Homer. I'd like to blame all the following events on stress and being tired, and not my lack of intelligence.

1) Laugh all you want. I had a hankering for some rice (yeah...yeah...me Chinese), so I got some American rice that requires boiling and not the rice steamer. Not sure how it happened, but I managed to screw up the two hard steps of boiling water and putting rice in. I think my fatal flaw was deciding to lay on the couch and watch the Simpsons. Waking up 30 minutes later doesn't help, either. I tell you what, that rice didn't taste like anything Momma Kang used to make.

2) Club Soda and Tonic Water. Not the same. News to me.

3) Trying to be cheap and washing colored and whites together never works. No matter how hard you wish. Nothing screams masculinity like pink socks.

4) Being late to work because I wore two different shoes. Brown and black look the same when in the dark with fuzzy contacts. "I had to go back home to put on the right shoes" does not make a great excuse.

5) Falling asleep in a coffee shop b/c I don't get aroused by Trusts and Estates.

Posted by Victor on Thursday, December 15, 2005 at 12:57 PM | Permalink