Because I care....
An alcoholism self-test I found. Apparantly, I am in the early stage. Some of these questions are terrible. If these online tests have any truth or veracity, I'd have to think our entire law school class should have just went straight into Alc-Anon. Question 3 is just outright bull. Bah...I need a drink. Oh, and to chase the slow-day blues away, this is good for a laugh. http://www.drunkornot.com/
To test whether alcohol is a problem for you, answer "YES" or "NO" to this series of questions.
1.Do you occasionally drink heavily after a disappointment, quarrel or rough day?
YES NO
2.When under pressure, do you always drink more heavily than usual?
YES NO
3.Can you handle more liquor now than when you first started drinking?
YES NO
4.On the "morning after," have you been unable to remember part of the evening before--even though friends say you didn't pass out?
YES NO
5.When drinking with others, do you try to have a few extra drinks when they won't know it?
YES NO
6.Are there certain occasions when you feel uncomfortable if alcohol is not available?
YES NO
7.When you start drinking, are you in more of a hurry to get the first drink than you used to be?
YES NO
8.Do you sometimes feel a little guilty about your drinking?
YES NO
9.Are you secretly irritated when friends or family discuss your drinking?
YES NO
10.Have you experienced memory blackouts more frequently?
YES NO
11.Do you often want to drink more after friends have had enough?
YES NO
12.Do you usually have a reason for occasions when you drink heavily?
YES NO
13.When sober, do you often regret things you've done or said while drinking?
YES NO
14.Have you tried to control your drinking by switching Brands or following different plans?
YES NO
15.Have you often failed to keep promises about controlling your drinking?
YES NO
16.Have you tried to control your drinking by changing jobs or moving?
YES NO
17.Do you try to avoid family or friends while drinking?
YES NO
18.Are you having an increasing number of financial and work problems?
YES NO
19.Do more people seem to be treating you unfairly without reason?
YES NO
20.Do you eat very little or irregularly when drinking?
YES NO
21.Do you sometimes have the morning "shakes" and relieve them with a drink?
YES NO
22.Are you unable to drink as much as you once did?
YES NO
23.Do you sometimes stay drunk for several days at a time?
YES NO
24.Do you sometimes feel very depressed and wonder whether life is worth living?
YES NO
25.After drinking, do you ever see or hear things that aren't there?
YES NO
26.Do you get terribly frightened after drinking heavily?
YES NO
Did you answer "YES" to any of these questions?
If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, you have some symptoms that may indicate alcoholism.
"Yes" answers to three or more questions in various categories indicate the following stages of alcoholism:
Questions 1 to 8: Early stage.
Questions 9 to 21: Middle stage.
Questions 22 to 26: Beginning of Final stage.
Hooray! I am not an alcoholic according to this test. I should celebrate,...but how?
Posted by Anonymous | 11:30 AM
Cocaine Tim, line after line of cocaine. Oh, and heroin. Yes, sweet sweet china. I'm never secretly irritated when friends or family discuss my debilitating smack addiction, freaking hypocritical holier-than-thou bastards. There was one question that was omitted that I think should have been worth 50 points. "Have you ever walked into a house without knocking, not said a word to anyone inside, and went bottoms up on a bottle of moonshine?" It still facsinates me to this day that those chinamen were able to build us white people a railroad. Well, dont look a gift gook in the mouth I guess.
Posted by Anonymous | 2:34 PM
There was justifiable reason for such surly and anti-social actions. What they were escapes me at the moment, but I'm sure it was a good one.
Posted by Victor | 9:43 AM