I never thought I'd get to say this, but I think I'm actually truly happy and in love! Oh, it was just like those romance movies that I watch every night as I cry myself to sleep. Where you see that special girl and your eyes meet, and it's just magic! Think of all the cliches about love, and you can apply to me. Head over heels. On cloud 9. Walking in the clouds. Um, dancing with pretty ponies. Etc...etc. Cupid's arrow, although a couple months late, still struck with deadly and piercing accuracy. It's not some crush, but it's the real deal.

So I know y'all are asking, "what's the story?" Well, after an amazing day at work where I didn't make a single mistake and totally kicked ass, I decided to get some grub. As I was shopping for some baked chicken, I bumped into this beautiful Asian girl. We connected immediately as she said that she liked my hat. Now, it didn't matter that she didn't know if the A stood for Alabama or Atlanta, but the fact is that she liked it. Even though she said baseball's stupid and that Alabama is a terrible state. Opposites attract, right? She asked what I did for a living, and she really didn't care other than how much I made. She also told me that I talked too "white", and boy was she right! She was everything that I wanted in a girl. Superficial, all Asian-pride, spoiled and not giving a rat's patoot about any of my interests! Being in love is great! Screw Journey as I realize that stuff is for losers! I'd write more, but I'm gonna call her up again for the 20th time and hopefully we can hold hands while watching Gilmore Girls on DVD! =) =) =) =) !!!!!!












Geez folks....look at the date....please. If I ever sound like that, feel free to give me a boot up the ass or any appropriate physical attack. And for those that couldn't at least realize all the obvious contradictions, then, well, give me a call b/c I guess we really have lost touch with each other.

Posted by Victor on Saturday, April 01, 2006 at 1:59 AM | Permalink