Slow going
Well, after the uproarious demands (fine....only one...from Bethany) I have decided to at least attempt to put something up. It's hard being creative when you're getting your ass handed to you at work day in and day out. And being of the non-intelligent type doesn't help. So, something new and exciting shall be posted soon. As I said to Bethany, maybe a concoction of various inhalents and cough syrup will knock out that writer's block. Hell, I guess I made a semi-post by saying that I have nothing to say. How's THAT for creativity! Boo-yah. As I am plumb dry for humorous material, here is the original video to Final Countdown. I often watch this video and cry myself to sleep as I yearn for the glory days of skipping Corporations and sitting on Tim and Julia's couch drinking hobo hooch and watching Japanese people fall on their faces. Good times.
While you are having your socks rocked off, be sure to notice that 3:50 mark, they have pictures of Europe apparantly holding gold records. Talk about setting the trend for bragging about how awesome you are. Take THAT P. Diddly Poo. Also, note the screaming fans that are piped into the video. It's almost like you are in the audience and can FEEL the presence of their mighty monkey fists.
The most talented guy in that video is clearly the old dude in the 'command center' that looks like Henry Kissinger. They just flash to him telling people about it periodically. He is the man. Literally. When "The Final Countdown" is upon us, those pansys wearing pink lipstick (see the lead singer) only tell us about it, but its that crotchity old bastard in the command center who actually pushes the big red button when the countdown has concluded. The 2nd most talented person is whoever does the keyboardist's hair. That is one of the most majestic mullets I have ever seen. Or as they call it in Europe.. "forbidden hair".
Posted by Anonymous | 7:45 AM