Sure, it's just January, but it's never too early to start. And as a man who'd I work under any day said "Today is spring cleaning day here at Dunder Mifflin and -- yes, I know it’s January, I am not an idiot -- but if you do your spring cleaning in January, guess what you don’t have to do in spring? Anything…" So stick that in your pipe and smoke it! I've noticed that posting humorous entries for my adoring masses is hard to do when you walk around all day grumbling and harrumphing about the fucking cold weather, a seemingly dead-end job, and of course, being the miserable person I normally am. It's hard to get insightful or funny ideas when a day consists of

6;45 Snooze Button
7:00 Wake up
8:00 Wake up officially
8:10 Traffic
9:10 Coffee
12:30 Lunch at desk
7:00 Traffic
7:45 Wendy's value menu, Sam's Choice Coke
9:00 ESPN or Girls Gone Wild commercials
10:00 Cheap scotch
11:00 Sleep

Awesome....while life is probably a BIT more exciting then that, this schedule above has definitely been a reality for more times than necessary. And in my defense, that Girls Gone Wild commercial was only on in the background while I was washing dishes. And no, washing dishes ain't some euphimism for quality alone time. Although, I guess it could be.....if your penis resembles a plate. But let's do some cleaning. Some writing exercise I found online said that you should sit and stare and a blank wall, and just type words as they come to your mind. Kind of like, I dunno, stream of consciousness. And whatever words come out, they are either nuggets of wisdome, or things that you should not ever mention again. Either way, its supposed to be some sort of mental laxative that cleanses out the mind. I personally always thought cheap booze did it...but here goes (pardon the spelling and expletives):

This is stupid...not getting anything done..aste of time...carbon paper tic tacs bruce pearl is a tool...phone sounds like some stupid bird....frozen pizza...florida gators suck...peyton manning's nose...24....Geneva...stupid frencman piss me off...ugly betty...yellow hihgliter...nipply...white noise...white lion...finger bang...ty cobb...malcom x...mullet possiblities...tax returns...pelosi blinks...chapped lips scrabble eggs...starbucks realy annoys me...seinfled's pretty funny...family feud..peterman rules as new host....voice mail...poptarts with forsting...fat people...blumpkin...jessica biel...aloe vera....gateway...lords of rings....pay cingular...staple gun...special k...wheel in the sky...whisky river...sprained ankle...smurfette...huey lewis was pretty fukcing good....make like a tree and leave...jigowats....cooter

Well. That was....interesting. Not sure what, if any use that 2 minutes was, but reading what I've typed..well. Nothing terribly scandalous. To end on a random note:

Posted by Victor on Wednesday, January 24, 2007 at 10:53 AM | Permalink