Long span of nothing
Well kids, seems I got nothing to say as work has been wooping my ass. So here are some funny pictures that are totally unrelated and will waste some time. This reminds me of those times in middle school where you had to write a 200 page paper and you'd struggle for words. When you could say something like "President Lincoln passed the Emancipation Proclamation" and instead wrote "President Abraham Lincoln, the sixteenth president of the United States of America, passed an executive order dubbed the Emancipation Proclamation, one of the single greatest and boldest acts in history." Way to waste words. In a nutshell, my past few weeks have included going to Medival Times (as seen in Cable Guy) and Styx in concert. Talk about living in the past. Anywho, enjoy these pictures as I promise to recharge my creative batteries (aka "Get stinking drunk on cheap scotch"). And if these pictures offend you..then..well....that's too bad. None are meant in seriousness, just good humor.
This is a real figurine you can purchase on some crazy Catholic website....that kid's got good form in his tackling...but I can't recommend tackling Jesus in any situation...
It's funny cuz it's true....
No caption needed....
A modern day warrior
Mean, mean stride
Today's Tom Sawyer
Mean, mean pride
Though his mind is not for rent
Don't put him down as arrogant
His reserve, a quiet defense
Riding out the day's events
The river
What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the mist, catch the myth
Catch the mystery, catch the drift
The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his skies are wide
Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the space he invades
He gets by on you
No his mind is not for rent
To any god or government
Always hopeful, yet discontent
He knows changes aren't permanent
But change is
What you say about his company
Is what you say about society
Catch the witness, catch the wit
Catch the spirit, catch the spit
The world is, the world is
Love and life are deep
Maybe as his eyes are wide
Exit the warrior
Today's Tom Sawyer
He gets high on you
And the energy you trade
He gets right on to the friction of the day
Posted by
Anonymous |
9:05 AM
it's not the right time to be sober
now the idiots have taken over
spreading like a social cancer, is there an answer?
Mensa membership conceding
tell me why and how are all the stupid people breeding
Watson, it's really elementary
the industrial revolution
has flipped the bitch on evolution
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
insensitivity is standard and faith is being fancied over reason
darwin's rollin over in his coffin
the fittest are surviving much less often
now everything seems to be reversing, and it's worsening
someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool
now angry mob mentality's no longer the exception, it's the rule
and im startin to feel a lot like charlton heston
stranded on a primate planet
apes and orangutans that ran it to the ground
with generals and the armies that obeyed them
followers following fables
philosophies that enable them to rule without regard
there's no point for democracy when ignorance is celebrated
political scientists get the same one vote as some Arkansas inbred
majority rule, don't work in mental institutions
sometimes the smallest softest voice carries the grand biggest solutions
what are we left with?
a nation of god-fearing pregnant nationalists
who feel it's their duty to populate the homeland
pass on traditions
how to get ahead religions
And prosperity via simpleton culture
the idiots are takin over
Posted by
Anonymous |
7:53 AM
Why are you idiots posting song lyrics? And why Rush?
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:40 PM
Why Rush? You might as well ask, why boobs? Why trees? Why freedom?
Posted by
Anonymous |
3:26 PM