Welcome Coach Saban!!!
Really, no words need to be said as everyone should know by now that Coach Nick Saban is the next coach of the University of Alabama Crimson Tide football team. All I can say is "Barners, look out." Now, I've had some people question why we refer to the cow college as "Barners." Well, let me explain: Auburn was founded by cows. In fact, there are still cows tenured as professors. Thus, you change one letter in the name Au-burn...and you get Barn. As in, cows live in barns. The school was founded as an agricultural and technical school. And back in the day, a technical school meant "How do I get my cotton gin to oppress more black folks." Anywho, it's a new era in Tuscaloosa, and there shant be any more fearing of thumbs, fists or any other digits. Roll fucking Tide!!! And for your enjoyment, here's a picture of a dear friend with our new coach.
CHEEEEEEESE!!
CHEEEEEEESE!!
This is great! It is time for every tide fan to commence getting their hopes up, way up. I sincerely hope that Saban can salvage the program so that we can finally start getting some BCS points for beating you guys. Don't forget that Saban has a losing record against AU, and that is with LSU, where the athletes are talented and the home field is actually a tough place to play, filled with fans who actually understand the rules of the game.
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Anonymous |
10:29 AM
A Crimson-clad woman yells: "Thank you, Jesus! Thank you, Nick Saban!"
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Anonymous |
11:51 AM
It's nice to see that Jesus still comes first. At least until that SEC championship. I am more than stoked, but I agree, until we win 35-10 at Auburn next year, it won't matter. You guys should go to EDSBS.com and check out that top 10 list about the Sugar Bowl. Number 1 is a you tube clip of this dude I noticed while watching the live telecast. That's what I'm talking about.
It's nice to see that Will isn't above stalking the guy around and waiting by his car to get a picture with him. At least this time he wasn't doused with loads of the sticky-icky like when snuck backstage at that N sync concert to get a picture with Lance Bass.
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8:08 AM