Sweet hams o' Christmas, someone's a stolen my name! Not sure which diligent gumshoe snuffed out this impersonator, but congrats. I appreciate ya searching for my name online. Stalker. But, in a nutshell, a faithful reader has stumbled upon another blog written by an Asian named....Victor Kang! (www.xanga.com/victorkang) Just a little snippet for a compare and contrast:

"i am victor kang. i loveeee rabbits and rabbit food. i also love cigs. they are bad, but i still love them. my life is reallllll interesting. i sometimes lock myself in the library for days and just read cuz i'm a huge nerd. i also like to neglect my friends when i am being nerdy. i also like math, and real estate. nerdy, i know."

Well, I'm indifferent to rabbits, but I have eaten dog biscuits before (go Snausages). Cigs...well...'nuff said. I do like libraries, but I think the last time I was in one was to use it as a shortcut to get to a bar. I won't post his pics out of privacy, but I think he's got me beat on the squinty-eye factor. Further, his friends are decidedly more yellow than mine. Creepy connections? I DO work in real estate law, and his birthday appears to be 10-28. Mine? 9-27. Yeah, I'm freaked out, too. He may indeed be a version of me if I had been raised out west in Vegas and not in 'Bama. It's like Honky Vic vs. Hong Kong Vic. Rollin' in The Hay vs. Rollin' on my six-fo'? Ric Flair v. rickshaw? SoCarolina v. SoCal? Bacon v. (free-range and hugged daily)Turkey Bacon? Alright, it's creeping me out man. Maybe the stress is getting to me.

As for my scary dreams about exam un-preparedness, keep your pant/ies on! Anecdotes about pre-exam jitters are for a later entry.

Posted by Victor on Monday, February 13, 2006 at 2:57 PM | Permalink