Ye Steveth Perry Appreciation Guild
Well, as UAB and Alabama marches on towards the Big Dance, another team dear to my heart ended their season. Yes, our team trivia league, Steve Perry Fan Club, held the finals at the prestigious 755 Club in Turner Field. Alas, the $5,000 grand prize was not ours to be had, but 18th ain't too shabby out of 100 teams. The question that proved fatal? What are the 12 characteristics in the Boy Scouts credo. Yeah, well if they allowed Asians to be Scouts, I would have known. (it's not true, but it makes for a good scapegoat to blame Whitey.) But, the tournament had its plus as I was able to walk around Turner Field and take in grandeur of it all. It's quite a sight to see and now I shall lower my alcoholic tastes to save up money for season tickets. I'm afraid its back to the 100 Pipers scotch. In a related note, we got free tickets to the Renaissance Fair. Yep, ye olde faire. To make it better, there were representatives at the finals who dressed the part. So yes, there were some maidens with their bosoms overflowing. Sadly, they were about 40 years too old and a few inches too saggy. Doth, I protest! Yea verily, such sights tis not for the weaketh of heart. I first scoffed at the idea of the Renaissance Fair, but then I thought about it. Where else can I get the chance to sup on legs of turkey and pork roasting on thine spit. Further, I love speaking like ye olde English. Zounds! But hey, if I can drag someone there, it'll be fun to get drunk on mead, rock out to ye olde lute, hit on the fair maidens and fake offense whenever someone says "Hark, there seems to be a chink in thou armor!"
i was yawning my way through another shenanigoats session, but calling yourself a chink saved the day for me. that was rather clever and racially insensitive, which is always fun.
Posted by
Anonymous |
8:13 AM
Jesus Christ, here we go again. Eric slams Victor and his blog for not being funny in an effort to show that he's too cool for this lame humor. If you're so damn funny, start a competing blog and then you will shut Victor up for good. Then, Victor will respond with some huffiness as he refuses to accept the fact that his humor is slowly getting played out and that every post is the same idea: You are Chinese and it's a crazy white world out there that confuses you. You are inept in all aspects of simple living such as cooking and making friends. We get it. Quit your bitching and get over it.
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:13 AM
i was ribbing victor in good natured fun.. but anynomous, thats just mean. and besides, how much respect can one really have for a point of view that the own viewholder is ashamed to admit is his or hers?
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:27 AM
Ok, a plea to Eric: PLEASE do not start your own blog. And Vic, this one made me laugh... so no bitching this time. The "have at you" at the end actually aroused an audible chuckle... so cheers, my good man. Congrats to the Steve Perry Fan Club, thou art a wascally wabbit. Peace.
Posted by
Anonymous |
11:28 AM
Fair enough. He/she/it makes valid points. Without being "huffy", I'll say "Thanks for the constructive criticism, I'll take it to heart."
Posted by
Victor |
12:59 PM
say what you will.. i get people talking, but would never harbor any intentions of creating my own blog. it would be the most absurdly boring thing on earth. middle class white guy's every day life, sure to be shocking. in any event, victor knows that he and his seemingly endless wit always deserve kudos
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Anonymous |
3:36 PM