I cannot stand idly by while you badmouth these delicious candies. The Cadbury Egg is a most delicious and magical treat which is bestowed upon the children of Earth each Spring by a mutant chicken/bunny. The Peep is a most awe inspiring feast for the senses, with its creative combonation of marshmallow and pure granulated sugar, not to mention the festive colors and shapes. I suppose you would have everyone gather with their families and exchange tiny bottles of vodka, or dried fish parts formed in the shape of Chairman Mao's head. Screw you, COMMIE!