So, after a sad day of being gator-whooped, my mind seems a bit refreshed. Or, refreshed as can be for my mind that works in ways that should not be. Here is just essential a brain diarrhea of all sorts of random thoughts that I've had recently.

1) How much of a "car" must you have in order to drive on the road?
I'm sure this is some legal issue that can be easily determined via a quick glance at a municipal code somewhere. But for the sake of my entertainment, I'm curious as to whether there are any laws that state that you are required to have, say, a door or even windows. As far as I know, the only requirements are that you have wheels, be able to keep at the minimum speed limit, and perhaps brake lights or something similar. I've seen those beachcombers and stuff, so I guess a doors not a requirement. As usual, this random thought was brought upon my often daily ruminations about Robocop. Man, that cyborg totally kicks ass. But, let's just say for the sake of argument, could this picture below be a reality? Well, other than the Robocop part.

2) Random pictures of Popeyes:

Yeah, I'm very confused, too. Seems that Supergirl apparantly had some marketing tie-in with Popeye's? Or maybe she just was hanging out and making a cameo appearance? The scariest part of this picture is that it's like somebody took a picture of one of my dreams. Either way, there's nothing in that picture that doesn't give me a stiffy.

3) Halloween Ideas:

Yes, it is right around the corner and I will do a future post on great ideas for costumes. As for now, I'll be pompous and assume that if you're reading this blog, you are most likely from Alabama and have probaly zero other Asian friends. So, in the extreme case that you just miss having a gook to kick around, why not dress up as one this year!
4) LBJ
I really respect Lyndon Baines Johnson. He reminds my so much of a great friend who's also a proud member of our government. I've noticed that my friend also has some big ol' ears, a penchance for fire water, and they both enjoy talking to others while taking a poop. And, they both have a much more attractive friend who speaks with a bad Bah-sten accent...and err...ehh...wud love a glass er scawtch. As for this picture, a picture speaks a thousand words, and I'm sure you can come up with just a hilarious caption as I can. Either way, boy, is he pissed!

5) In case this law thing doesn't work out, I've found my next get-rich quick scheme:


6) As election season comes down to the wire, we'll check in with Mayor McCheese and his bid to be the leader of McDonaldLand. As we last left them, Mayor Hamburglar's campaign was rocked with allegations of a penchant for the underaged. In a picture taken at a recent fundraiser, sources claim that the Mayor may have been a bit too "robbled"to meet this young supporter. Spin doctors and damage control claim that it really WAS a banana in his pants, but stay tuned for more updates.

Posted by Victor on Tuesday, October 03, 2006 at 10:14 AM | Permalink