Royale wit' cheese
Vincent: And you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with Cheese in Paris?
Vincent: No man, they got the metric system. They wouldn't know what the fuck a Quarter Pounder is.
Jules: Then what do they call it?
Vincent: They call it a Royale with cheese.
Jules: A Royale with cheese. What do they call a Big Mac?
Vincent: Well, a Big Mac's a Big Mac, but they call it le Big-Mac.
Jules: Le Big-Mac. Ha ha ha ha. What do they call a Whopper?
Vincent: I dunno, I didn't go into Burger King.
Submitted for your approval, is a quick tour of the various offerings from McD's. Most sound pretty damn tasty.

Massive McMuffin

The name says it all. This meat-tastic sandwich is brought to you by the fine folks at your local New Zealand McD. While really not anything unique or impossible to achieve here in the states, it's still a mighty nice sammich. It makes me wish I woke up early so I can get breakfast. Instead, I enjoy giving myself the least amount of time available before work so I can be very rushed and forget files and etc.

I can't say I have a problem with any of the three ingredients. Some things in life are good by themselves and don't need no crazy combinations. It's kind of like acombining Popeyes, baseball and porno all at once (AKA Victor's Saturday nights). Apparently, in that crazy place called Hawaii, the natives are big fans of SPAM. I haven't had SPAM in ages, but I tell you what, you crack open a can and fry them up, that's some good eating.
Chicken Maharaja Mac

In the great land of India, where cows are sacred, there's no such thing as a Big Mac. Luckily for the Indians who enjoy the meats, McD's offers this tasty treat. Nevermind that the chicken may contain the spirits of a relative, it's not cow at least. It's sounds pretty good as it's essentially a Big Mac without cows or the secret sauce. Although, there is some sort of orangish sauce in the picture, which may be chutney-based.
McCurry Pan

Pizza McPuff

This product is found all over the world where a McDonald's lacks a decent local product. They will roll out this oversized Jeno's Pizza Roll, which according to some, is akin to our McRib. Natives will stab each other with sharpened goat bones in order to get the last McPuff. It seems that whoever is the Marketing Director at McD's international seems to think like I do in making names. It's a pretty simple formula: Product McDescription. For example, Chicken McFried. Or Penis McLong. It's nowhere near as smart as my name for Julia, Hippy McStinkerton, but you get the picture. The point remains though that this McPuff looks like McShit.

From my homeland of China comes this crazy looking burger. First, the name of the burger itself is pretty unique as it is a play on words s "fan" is Chinese for rice. As you can kind of see, the buns are basically two glutinous rice patties. The filling is sliced teriyaki beef with grilled onions and lettuce. Sounds kind of good in a Chinese-kind of way. It's like making a grilled cheese sandwhich with rice cakes instead of toast. It also sounds like something that would be huge in places like Berkeley or Seattle because a) it involves rice, which hippy liberal whites love as it makes them feel "sophisticated" and "worldly" and b) it's un-American.
McAfrika

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